The Good Ideas Man
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Good Idea #916024
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Go to a plastic surgeon and get your mentum decimally multiplied.
Then, when someone asks for your attention, assume they meant to spell
it atenchin, take off your scarf, and say, "no, but you may
look."</p><p>(This one may be lost on some.)

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